"The most powerful messages are those left unsaid." -~- Anonymous
"You're a beautiful, beautiful fucked up person." -~- Anonymous
"She's like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness." -~- Fleetwood Mac
"Spank the unruly ones." -~- Anonymous
"It's a sad, sad world when a girl will break a boy, just because she can." -~- Fiona Apple
"Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open." -~- Anonymous
"If I had a magic wand...." -~- Anonymous
"Except the purity of Evil..." -~- Anonymous
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting." -~- Anonymous
"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me." -~- Anonymous
"That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way." -~- Anonymous
"I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy." -~- Anonymous
"In the mathematics of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing." -~- Anonymous
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane." -~- Anonymous
"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come join in the fun?" -~- Anonymous
"If you come any closer, I will eat you!" -~- Bummer Sticker
"Chance is the fool's name for fate." -~- Anonymous
"Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it." -~- Anonymous
"My friends say there's no one good enough for me....well if I'm so great then why am I the one thats all alone?" -~- Anonymous
"How is it possible that I can have better conversations with people over a computer than when I talk to them in real life?" -~- Anonymous
"Every person that you speak to is somehow affected by the time spent with you, and you are affected by the time spent with them." -~- Anonymous
"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." -~- Anonymous
"Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them." -~- Anonymous
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable." -~- Anonymous
"I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?" -~- Anonymous
"Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?" -~- Anonymous
"Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!" -~- Anonymous
"There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has a longer shelflife." -~- Frank Zappa.
"Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot." -~- Bummer Sticker
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" -~- Bummer Sticker
"HONK: If You Want To See My Finger." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change." -~- Bummer Sticker
"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Society is run by fat, smelly white men who can't dance." -~- Katy Kaszynski
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Born free... taxed to death." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Horn broken, watch for finger." -~- Bummer Sticker
"The more you complain, the longer God lets you live." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail." -~- Bummer Sticker
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole." -~- Bummer Sticker
"God is coming, get ready to stick out your tongue." -~- Bummer Sticker
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!" -~- Anonymous
"Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape?" -~- Anonymous
"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!" -~- Anonymous
"Elevators smell different to midgets." -~- Anonymous
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." -~- Anonymous
"Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else." -~- Anonymous
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." -~- Anonymous
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?" -~- Seinfeld
"Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes." -~- Anonymous
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." -~- Anonymous
"The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing." -~- Anonymous
"For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." -~- Anonymous
"Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." -~- Anonymous
"The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!" -~- Anonymous
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before!" -~- Anonymous
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." -~- Anonymous
"If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?" -~- Anonymous
"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?" -~- Anonymous
"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art." -~- Anonymous
"When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?" -~- Anonymous
"When God created man, SHE was only joking!" -~- Anonymous
"Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!" -~- Anonymous
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