"That sucks big hairy Twinkies..." -~- Me
"If I follow you home, Will you keep me?" -~- Anonymous
"May I keep them, If I get them to follow me home?" -~- Me
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?" -~- Anonymous
"Life wasn't meant to be fair, to anyone..." -~- Me
"Be nice to your kidz. They'll choose your nurseing home" -~- Anonymous
"Sucks to be you..." -~- Me
"Sucks to be you... But more importantly, Sucks to be me..." -~- Me
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be... If not use it for prey..." -~- Me
"Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan, will not be evenly distributed." -~- Anonymous
"Don't get mad at me, if i don't give you what you want..." -~- Me
"Always play with their minds." -~- Empire Records
"Assumption, is the mother of all fuck ups." -~- Water World
"Make it good and make it last, because you only have one attempt on a first impression, (What did you think I was talking about? Sex?)" -~- Me
"Pet me. Then you will know what I like to do." -~- Me
"Curiousity killed the cat, not the Ferret..." -~- Me
"Music is life, not a preference..." -~- Me
"You don't like it? Learn to like it..." -~- Me
"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?" -~- Anonymous
"If at first you don't succeed, swear real loud and try again!" -~- Anonymous
"I am the angel virgin child, I can do no wrong." -~- Melissa McKenzie
"I am sweet and innocent.... (Why won't anyone believe me?)" -~- Anonymous
"OUIJA BOARDS: the doorway into the occult made by Milton Bradley." -~- Jayne Kaszynski
"I am not insane. I am not crazy. I am not nutz. But I am Mentally Unstable." -~- Me
"Normal is a state of unnatural being." -~- Me
"Only the abnormal survive..." -~- Anonymous
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." -~- Anonymous
"Life is best looked down upon, while velcro'd to the ceiling." -~- Me
"Why sit on the floor, when you can sit in the middle of a wall?" -~- Me
"Men are SCUM... But women can be just as bad..." -~- Me
"Never fear, I am not here..." -~- Me
"Life is like a package of hotdogs. They are good until you find out what is in them.." -~- Me
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." -~- Anonymous
"Life who needs it, Death who seeks it..." -~- Me
"I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving..." -~- Anonymous
"Love hurts, Love is blind, Love is the only thing that can make us happy... So does that mean, we like to ignore the truth and end up hurting our self because of Love?" -~- Me
"Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?" -~- Anonymous
"Live your life like toilet paper. Long and useful..." -~- Anonymous
"If virginity grows back, I would be a virgin again..." -~- Me
"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any." -~- Anonymous
"Gather your Weapons and Toys, Your Whips and Chains, It is Time to Get Medieval..." -~- Me
"Whatever the weather it's always better in Leather..." -~- Suzanne Gordo
"If you added more material to that dress, It would be a cocktail napkin..." -~- Anonymous
"Life is a bewildering puzzle of hatred, happiness, crime, forgiveness, depression, and laws..." -~- Me
"SPIN the WHEEL of FATE and let it show you, your destiny." -~- Me
"You start it... I end it..." -~- Anonymous
"One man's crap, is another man's life and joy." -~- Anonymous
"When your dreams turn to dust, Vacuum." -~- Anonymous
"Excuse my dust." -~- Anonymous
"I'd rather you use profanity, than drugs." -~- Anonymous
"I said "NO" to drugz...but they just WOULDN'T listen" -~- Anonymous
"Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink." -~- Anonymous
"There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead." -~- Anonymous
"All the people stared as if we were both quite insane." -~- Strawberry Alarm Clock
"I love you! But not like that because that would be gross." -~- Anonymous
"Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you." -~- Anonymous
"If I were an Egyptian and you were a Roman, would you conquor me?" -~- Anonymous
"If I were a horse, would you mount me?" -~- Anonymous
"I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs." -~- Anonymous
"It behooves me to unbutton him still further." -~- Anonymous
"And then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times!" -~- Chicago
"You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back." -~- Anonymous
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." -~- Anonymous
"Those who think they know what they're doing, really piss off those of us that do!" -~- Anonymous
"God lovez stupid people. That's why he made so many." -~- Anonymous
"Too bad ignorance isn't painful." -~- Anonymous
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer." -~- Anonymous
"You do something to me, something that simply mystifies me." -~- Anonymous
"I want to be alone." -~- Greta Garbo
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